There was a big
news story last week about a book that sifts through various competing theories, and determines that the female orgasm is not an evolved adaptation. Now. This is pretty interesting to me, for many reasons. But mainly, what I've been wondering about is the popular interpretation of such a news story.
On one hand, I'm happy a story about evolutionary adaptiveness is getting some publicity at all. And I personally like the theory- I think that the author's explanation sounds the most reasonable and parsimonious of the various explanations- which is that the female orgasm is a result of co-development of the male and female embryos.
from the NY Times:
"That theory holds that female orgasms are simply artifacts - a byproduct of the parallel development of male and female embryos in the first eight or nine weeks of life.
In that early period, the nerve and tissue pathways are laid down for various reflexes, including the orgasm, Dr. Lloyd said. As development progresses, male hormones saturate the embryo, and sexuality is defined."
But on the other hand, it just feels like this is INEVITABLY going to get used against us. By "us", I mean women, and I mean humanity. Good Lord. I am reminded of when those guys came out with
"A Natural History of Rape". Again, on one hand I'm all for talking about evolution, but why write a big popular evolution book on one of the grossest, saddest topics that exists? And this is going out to a public that mostly doesn't even "believe" in evolution. Do ya think the public grasped that, uh, what maybe sometimes natural is not necessarily preferred? Of course not. They just learn to further associate evolution with a general feeling of ickiness, and go back to thinking about how "God loves me".
In the case of the orgasm, I just want to say from the start that the scientist DOES assert that the clitoris is an evolved adaptation. She (the scientist) said that it obviously encouraged women to consider sex fun, and to make women want to have sex and reproduce, thereby increasing the instances of genes getting passed to the next reproducing generation. That female sexual
pleasure IS an evolved adaptation is pretty important aspect to remember, even if we decide that the female
orgasm is not an adaptation. But I'm predicting that somehow the first part is going to get quickly overlooked.
In this report, the scientist's closing interpretation, (at least as far as the NY Times reported it, I must admit I haven't read the book), had to do with how she hoped that this finding would help women to "stop feeling inadequate.".
Dang. Does she really think that's how this is going to be interpreted? I don't.
I personally don't think that this news story is going to make anyone feel "less inadequate". I don't know what people will think, but I can only imagine that there will be all sorts of unsavory interpretations. Because, first of all, the "naturalistic fallacy' is so alive and well in people's heads these days. People associate what is "natural" with what is proper. The way things are is the way things should be. So, the guys who don't even know what natural selection is probably hear this, and instead of thinking, "Oh, I'm understanding a little more about natural selection, I would like to know more" are probably thinking, " See, I'm the only one who deserves to get off." They probably think that what is natural is beautiful, or right, or proper, and that because it's not an evolved adaptation, therefore women aren't "supposed" to have orgasms, and well, that lets them off the hook, now doesn't it.
I just want to say that there are gobs of liberals who also cling to the notion that what is natural is beautiful, and they will probably deny that this is theory is even true. "Of course women's orgasm's are adapted! They are, because I want them to be!"
Anyway, It's all just a boiling cauldron of confusion. So, instead of speculating what people are thinking about this, I'll do what I prefer to do: declare what people SHOULD be thinking!!! (haha)
First off, I want to give my husband's counter-interpretation : If a woman is not achieving an orgasm, it means her
partner should feel inadequate. Because it just means that he's not doing the extra something that's necessary.* Maybe this isn't true for every single case, but our guess is that it's true for most.
But, as always (!), I would like to move this discussion to a bigger picture framework. I think most people, even if they acknowledge the truth of evolution, imagine evolution as a ladder of progress. Again, this is the popular interpretation of the word "evolve"- things change and grow into something better. It's a nice idea. I believe even a certain pre-Darwin view of evolution placed every living being somewhere on a ladder, with, of course, humans at the top of the ladder. We pretty much all have in our heads that humans are the pride of "creation", we are the top rung of the ladder, and we are as close to perfect as one can get, without, like, becoming an angel or something.
However, from a
biological perspective, every living thing on earth today is an equal success story. We are all equal, because we all exist. However, since I personally am not planning on having children, my genes are about to fail, and fast. So, again, even though I can can dance the jig and pick out a real nice pair of shoes, I am about to be an abject failure, while the mice inside my walls are going to outdo me in terms of success many times over. And those wretched hagfish 10 miles deep in the sea will probably outlast those mice and even the roaches.
There is no such ladder of success. Oh, would that there were! That would at least fit with all the stories and myths and visions we have of our glorious selves. But this is not so.
I'm not saying that humans aren't special, because in many ways we are. We have exponentially expanded powers from other living beings. (Although we mustn' t forget that other species have special powers, too. Other species can see, hear, taste, smell and feel things we are
grossly incapable of even knowing exist.) Also, I will say that in evolution, there does seem to be a progession, if you will, from simple to complex, in terms of adaptations. Thats' just the way things go. But that said, nature's tool kit is also limited one, and we see the same adaptations reused again and again. This is why all mammals- including whales! have the same body design-- four limbs with lungs, hearts and hair. That's because descended (not ascended!!) from a common ancestor.
Also, I must add that often what appears to be simple and insignificant is actually much more complex than we are! Look at the legs of this drone-fly, and think of how much more complicated their legs are than our own*:

Anyway, I just want to say that even though we might think that we are the most beautiful perfect creatures around, we can't fly. We can't even walk on a ceiling! (as the does the drone fly!) I suppose that misleading intuition, religion and philosophy all have contributed to this mistaken view that we are the end-all. And I think that that view leads us into trouble. Because the way we see ourselves matters in the world. It matters to how we interact with each other, and it matters how we end up regarding and treating other creatures.
I think the more accurate view is a more humble one. If we listen to the biologists, we'll admit that really, the world is not perfect, and neither are we. This is not because of "sin", but because of what and who we are, inherently, and how we came to be. We may look pretty, but really we are hobbled together bundles of imperfections. "Life is suffering," the Buddhists say. Well, now we sort of know why. We aren't even all that perfectly made to begin with. And we're live in a system (that of natural selection) where might makes right, and the meek hardly inherit much at all. So if we at least can admit all this, then at least we can have an honest view of the world, one where we don't overly exaggerate our own importance and perfection, nor that of our bodies, either.
*I hope I'm not beginning to be a broken record.
*My husband also pointed out that he thinks women's sexuality is much more "interesting" than men's, but I will admit that that view might be a tad subjective.
*Special thanks and credit to an awesome new blog I have just discovered. I'm absolutely ripping him off directly in putting in this picture of bug legs, which was orginally from
Micropolitan Museum's website, but it is just too relevant to my discussion to resist. Though this also gives me a chance to link to Patrick's
blog, which is quite beautiful, interesting and fun.
* Speaking of who's inadequate, I'm reminded of a roommate I had, years ago, who told me she felt sorry for men. She didn't think men could achieve the heights of exquisite delirium that women could, sexually. Since then I've heard this feeling confirmed by some male friends, as well.
* As I look back at the entire title of Dr. Lloyd's book, I see that it is called "The Case of the Female Orgasm: Bias in the Science of Evolution" . Wow. With all the doubt the creationists are casting on our legitimacy these days, I really wish they (aka her publishers) hadn't named it that. It's kind of too sophisticated an argument for the general public, and I don't really mean that to be snobby. Would the creationists ever admit to "bias" within their own ranks?
Hell no. When really "bias" is all they've got.
* I hope that in this entire post, it is implicitly apparent that we are, contrary to current pseudoscientific claims, actually not particularly intelligently designed.
*Here's a much more thorough and authoritative account of what I'm talking about as far as "progress" and evolution from the magnificent
talkorgins.org:
Evolution is not progress. Populations simply adapt to their current surroundings. They do not necessarily become better in any absolute sense over time. A trait or strategy that is successful at one time may be unsuccessful at another. Paquin and Adams demonstrated this experimentally. They founded a yeast culture and maintained it for many generations. Occasionally, a mutation would arise that allowed its bearer to reproduce better than its contemporaries. These mutant strains would crowd out the formerly dominant strains. Samples of the most successful strains from the culture were taken at a variety of times. In later competition experiments, each strain would outcompete the immediately previously dominant type in a culture. However, some earlier isolates could outcompete strains that arose late in the experiment. Competitive ability of a strain was always better than its previous type, but competitiveness in a general sense was not increasing. Any organism's success depends on the behavior of its contemporaries. For most traits or behaviors there is likely no optimal design or strategy, only contingent ones. Evolution can be like a game of paper/scissors/rock.